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Post by Claire Voyant on May 30, 2006 15:50:58 GMT
900+ year old timelord seeks companion. Enjoy running down corridors, bases under seige, and reversing the polarity of a good neutron flow. Non-smokers preferred. Scottish lad from the 1600s seeks bonnie lassie or accomodating sheep.  ;D |
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Post by duncan on May 31, 2006 8:15:53 GMT
Bubbly red head seeks friend: must be in to healthy exercise and carrot juice, carrot juice, carrot juice.
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Post by John Darnacan on May 31, 2006 13:07:34 GMT
Former time agent with missing memories looking to make new ones. Not picky about gender or species.
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Post by Fitz Kreiner on Jun 2, 2006 10:38:04 GMT
Young Mathmatical genius seeks resurrector/reincarnator to help him return from the dead.
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Post by The Bug on Jun 2, 2006 13:34:07 GMT
Wanted. Something to do.
Contact Kamelion c/o the TARDIS.
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Post by John Darnacan on Jun 3, 2006 15:07:04 GMT
Young Mathmatical genius seeks resurrector/reincarnator to help him return from the dead. Wanted: Someone to prevent any resurrector/reincarnators from helping Young Mathmatical Genius return from the dead.  |
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Post by The Bug on Jun 4, 2006 14:51:19 GMT
Wanted. As many cans of WD40 as you can possibly send. See we accidentally blew up the last remaining depot and now we're getting a bit stiff. Any help you can give would be 'excellent' and rewarded with a free upgrade!
Cheers,
The Cybermen
(Doctor, if you're reading this we're just joking. We're fine and as deadly as ever. This isn't a chance to end our cyberthreat once and for all. Honest. Swear.)
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Post by Slagathor on Jun 13, 2006 0:02:55 GMT
Wanted: Holes in Time
As the Doctor and Rose have wiped us out again, we need a hole in time or other plot loophole. Will accept alternate universes, temporal rifts, etc. Payment will be one "Get-Out-of-Extermination-Free" Card.
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Post by blackmare on Jun 13, 2006 11:33:44 GMT
NEW WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM! Lose pounds and inches instantly. Look just like a Barbie doll! Results are permanent and absolutely guaranteed. Call Master Reduction Systems today.
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Post by The Bug on Jun 14, 2006 2:46:57 GMT
Tired of the city life? Bored with the rat race? Want to escape to the country?
Enjoy this once in a lifetime opportunity to truly commune with the natural world around you. One quick and easy step and you'll be permanently part of the environment. You'll be so in tune with the local wildlife that birds will flock to rest on your arms.
Become one with nature.
Contact: The Rani,
1 Washer Womans Cottages,
Near a mine,
England.
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Post by duncan on Jun 14, 2006 9:26:41 GMT
WANTED: Someone to explain Ghost Light.
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Post by John Darnacan on Jun 14, 2006 11:57:01 GMT
WANTED: Someone to explain Ghost Light. Not possible. |
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Post by duncan on Jun 15, 2006 8:30:18 GMT
WANTED: Someone to explain Ghost Light. Not possible.  |
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Post by chancellorvalium on Jun 17, 2006 17:27:32 GMT
Wanted: Someone to write some decent stories.
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Post by The Bug on Jun 20, 2006 3:49:09 GMT
WANTED: Someone to explain Ghost Light. Ghost Light is about evolution and the inevitability of change, whether one likes it or not. Sorry, did you want a longer explanation? ;D |
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