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Post by thascalos on Jul 24, 2006 11:43:00 GMT
 The above photo is from his appearance in the film Khartoum ;D Deary me I wouldn't want that look aimed at me  Come on Roger lighten up a bit   Ahhhhh that's better ;D Swoon swoon, fluster fluster ;D |
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Post by John Darnacan on Jul 24, 2006 16:19:44 GMT
Are you swooning or flustering? Make up your mind. ;D
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Post by The Bug on Jul 24, 2006 17:59:17 GMT
She's flustering? Oh dear. I don't seem to have a flusterometer.
I shall have to make one out of these two toilet rolls, a squeezy bottle and a roll of stickyback plastic...
*gets to work*
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Post by John Darnacan on Jul 24, 2006 21:32:32 GMT
My new pan-global digital swoonometer with gyroscopic drift control reads 7.93; approaching swoonami levels. (This translates to approximately three and a half sheets of toilet tissue on a flusterometer.)
;D
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Post by The Bug on Jul 24, 2006 21:42:59 GMT
Ah, but I'm using Double Velvet...  |
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Post by thascalos on Jul 25, 2006 7:53:41 GMT
Are you swooning or flustering? Make up your mind. ;D A bit of both I'm afraid Prof ;D Sorry it's the heat  ;D |
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Post by thascalos on Jul 25, 2006 7:55:52 GMT
Ah, but I'm using Double Velvet... Hee hee ;D That equates to only two sheets then Bug by my calculations ;D |
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Post by John Darnacan on Jul 25, 2006 20:09:40 GMT
That's why I use a pan-global digital swoonometer with gyroscopic drift control. It's the only way to go. ;D Let me demonstrate... The pan-global digital swoonometer with gyroscopic drift control currently reads 7.23. Now, for the test...  Now, the swoon reading is 8.33! It this case, it's a "swami swoonami"! ;D Ba-dum-tish! |
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Post by thascalos on Jul 26, 2006 9:02:20 GMT
Batten down those hatches And run for those hills ;D |
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Post by The Bug on Jul 26, 2006 10:21:20 GMT
Batten down those hatches And run for those hills ;D Not from the swoon devastation you understand, just from the pun! ;D |
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Post by thascalos on Jul 26, 2006 10:24:37 GMT
Hee hee hee I can also issue ear plugs if the volume on the swoonometer is too loud ;D |
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Post by John Darnacan on Jul 26, 2006 13:47:13 GMT
Not from the swoon devastation you understand, just from the pun! ;D From the Land of the Rising Pun ;D |
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Post by The Bug on Jul 26, 2006 15:24:12 GMT
Not from the swoon devastation you understand, just from the pun! ;D From the Land of the Rising Pun ;D Puns based on word origins! Arggggghhhhh!!!!!! *runs for Mount Fuji*  |
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Post by thascalos on Jul 26, 2006 15:39:57 GMT
Hang on Bug wait for me wait for me Thasc hurriedly gathers her Roger photos together and dashes after Bug ;D |
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Post by John Darnacan on Jul 26, 2006 16:13:41 GMT
What did I say? |
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