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Post by The Bug on Jun 11, 2006 17:48:07 GMT
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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Post by armadillozenith on Jun 23, 2006 0:07:45 GMT
Black holes are where God divided by zero. Hey Bug! So deep... ;D |
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Post by armadillozenith on Jun 23, 2006 0:15:30 GMT
Parties... if you can't be at them, joy in them.
People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glass.
(It's likely to shatter against the walls and ricochet, and you might get a nasty splinter.)
Many are the few... but then, few are the many...
You can't break omelettes without baking some eggs.
Naffly tho the nomwretch plingo, stip the orpitross defrowned!
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Post by The Bug on Jun 28, 2006 15:33:21 GMT
People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glass. (It's likely to shatter against the walls and ricochet, and you might get a nasty splinter.) People who live in grass huts shouldn't stow thrones. |
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Post by The Bug on Jul 6, 2006 3:56:15 GMT
Ask not the rock for wisdom. It is a rock and cannot answer.
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Post by duncan on Jul 6, 2006 13:53:10 GMT
Thou shalt not travel fraudulently on the Underground as I will catch thou!
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Post by Hoichi on Jul 6, 2006 18:39:51 GMT
Ask not the rock for wisdom. It is a rock and cannot answer. Actually that isn't absurd at all!  |
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Post by chancellorvalium on Nov 12, 2006 15:35:15 GMT
You cannot buy honourable rice from a dead uncle.
It is no use applying eye-medicine from a two-storey window.
She who wields a big wooden ladle rules all.
The languid goat is always thin.
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Post by John Darnacan on Nov 14, 2006 12:39:31 GMT
May the blue bird of happiness leave a present in your balcony.
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Post by Slagathor on Nov 14, 2006 23:21:26 GMT
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll have a pretty boring hobby.
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Post by The Bug on Jan 9, 2007 5:50:44 GMT
Don't be nasty to people you hate, or you won't be able to lull them into a false sense of security later on...
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Post by Slagathor on Jan 29, 2007 1:45:42 GMT
Build a better mousetrap...
And the mice will starve.
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Post by Claire Voyant on Nov 28, 2007 12:43:30 GMT
A fart in church is as welcome as Michael Grade at a Doctor Who Convention. Is that why they're called "pews"? ;D |
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Post by Slagathor on Nov 28, 2007 12:51:58 GMT
Ba dum dum! ;D
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Post by Hoichi on Nov 29, 2007 18:41:25 GMT
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man wealthy and wise.
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