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Post by Slagathor on Aug 24, 2010 17:33:46 GMT
There once was a Dironian named Snorbit
Who had a wonderfully convoluted gloorbit
He said with a smirk
Oh what a jerk
You should invest in my retrograde orbitIt may have lost something in translation. 
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Post by Fitz Kreiner on Aug 24, 2010 20:05:27 GMT
Up on a mountain
All covered in grass
Down slid an elephant,
on his knees.
Hang on, wait...
No, I'll go back to the drawing board.
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Post by McOod on Aug 25, 2010 21:53:13 GMT
There was a Dalek from Skaro
Who was oh quite bizarro
Moffat painted his shell all pink
Or at least that's what I think
To look like a gay Smart Car-o
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Post by Hoichi on Sept 6, 2010 9:27:27 GMT
There was an old man from Nantucket...
Actually, I don't think I should continue!
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Post by Claire Voyant on Sept 16, 2010 13:24:30 GMT
What is it about these elderly gentlemen in Nantucket? Is there something in the water?
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Post by Fitz Kreiner on Sept 16, 2010 21:06:18 GMT
There was an old man from Brazil
Who swallowed a dynamite pill
His heart expired
His @$$ expired
And his [cencored] flew off over the hill.
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Post by John Darnacan on Sept 19, 2010 19:22:24 GMT
The was a timelord named Fudd
who landed his Tardis with a thud
When he came out
He began to shout
But instead he fell in the mud.
How's that for a dirty limerick?
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