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Post by John Darnacan on Sept 4, 2008 19:55:16 GMT
Arrgh! I swear I want to beat every single Microsoft programmer with a cricket bat. They are the biggest #@&%heads!  I've just loaded my PowerPoint 2003 presentation onto a machine with Office 2007 and it's turned it into a dog's breakfast. Clearly, they don't give a damn about users. Mr. Gates, there's never a tissue compressor eliminator when you need one! |
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Post by Slagathor on Sept 8, 2008 2:34:16 GMT
Arrgh! I swear I want to beat every single Microsoft programmer with a cricket bat. They are the biggest #@&%heads! I think of them more as #@$$holes myself. ;D I personally think Microsoft should have been broken up under the US antitrust laws. It might have happened under Clinton, but Bush just made the investigation "go away". |
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Post by Hoichi on Sept 8, 2008 11:19:47 GMT
Microsoft is actually attempting to control the minds of the populace with a subliminal brainwashing added to the loading screen of a windows computer. It is true.
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Post by John Darnacan on Sept 8, 2008 21:04:42 GMT
Microsoft is actually attempting to control the minds of the populace with a subliminal brainwashing added to the loading screen of a windows computer. It is true. I would not be surprised. |
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Post by Hoichi on Sept 9, 2008 13:50:54 GMT
It is so obvious! Bill Gates is an evil mastermind and must be stopped!
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Post by John Darnacan on Sept 9, 2008 18:41:40 GMT
Which leads us back to the issue of a Tissue Compression Eliminator. Or a cricket bat.
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Post by Hoichi on Sept 10, 2008 14:03:32 GMT
 Actually, I may just switch to Apple computers! |
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Post by Slagathor on Sept 10, 2008 14:13:47 GMT
Actually, I may just switch to Apple computers! Ah, the difference between confronting evil or avoiding it. ;D |
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Post by Hoichi on Sept 10, 2008 18:49:27 GMT
;D
Actually, I prefer Apple due to the fact that it has less bugs than Microsoft.
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Post by McOod on Sept 11, 2008 11:57:33 GMT
Are they really bugs, or they carefully designed devices to frustrate us and undermine western civilisation?
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Post by Hoichi on Sept 11, 2008 18:51:06 GMT
Probably the latter! Microsoft is evil! Evil I tell you!
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Post by McOod on Sept 11, 2008 21:34:41 GMT
Or as Mermaid Man would say:
Eeeeeviilll!!!
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Post by Claire Voyant on Sept 17, 2008 20:44:11 GMT
Mermaid Man?
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Post by Hoichi on Sept 21, 2008 10:07:13 GMT
Is Mermaid Man an intersexual?
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Post by Slagathor on Sept 21, 2008 17:19:51 GMT
"Mermaid Man" is a recurring cartoon character on SpongeBob SquarePants, and brilliantly voice by legendary character actor Ernest Borgnine. For those of you not familiar him, look up McHale's Navy and Airwolf. Mermaid Man's sidekick, Barnacle Boy is voiced by comedian Tim Conway, who also played Ensign Parker in McHale's Navy, thus reuniting Borgnine and Parker. |
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