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Post by Slagathor on Aug 24, 2010 17:33:46 GMT
There once was a Dironian named Snorbit Who had a wonderfully convoluted gloorbit He said with a smirk Oh what a jerk You should invest in my retrograde orbitIt may have lost something in translation.
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Post by Fitz Kreiner on Aug 24, 2010 20:05:27 GMT
Up on a mountain All covered in grass Down slid an elephant, on his knees.
Hang on, wait...
No, I'll go back to the drawing board.
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Post by McOod on Aug 25, 2010 21:53:13 GMT
There was a Dalek from Skaro Who was oh quite bizarro Moffat painted his shell all pink Or at least that's what I think To look like a gay Smart Car-o
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Post by Hoichi on Sept 6, 2010 9:27:27 GMT
There was an old man from Nantucket...
Actually, I don't think I should continue!
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Post by Claire Voyant on Sept 16, 2010 13:24:30 GMT
What is it about these elderly gentlemen in Nantucket? Is there something in the water?
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Post by Fitz Kreiner on Sept 16, 2010 21:06:18 GMT
There was an old man from Brazil Who swallowed a dynamite pill His heart expired His @$$ expired And his [cencored] flew off over the hill.
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Post by John Darnacan on Sept 19, 2010 19:22:24 GMT
The was a timelord named Fudd who landed his Tardis with a thud When he came out He began to shout But instead he fell in the mud.
How's that for a dirty limerick?
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