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Nov 29, 2006 14:41:50 GMT
Post by blackmare on Nov 29, 2006 14:41:50 GMT
--are 95% of the world's sofas so very, very ugly?
There's no particular reason I'm asking this today. It's just something I've wondered about for a really, really long time.
What are you wondering?
Mare
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DPM
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Nov 29, 2006 16:46:27 GMT
Post by DPM on Nov 29, 2006 16:46:27 GMT
I'm wondering when my next girlfriend will be comming from
(smirks)
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Dec 1, 2006 16:28:36 GMT
Post by blackmare on Dec 1, 2006 16:28:36 GMT
WHY...
...did anyone think it was a good idea to let Kevin Federline make a rap CD?
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Dec 2, 2006 0:06:20 GMT
Post by blackmare on Dec 2, 2006 0:06:20 GMT
WHY...
....must my cat sit and meow pathetically at me while I take a shower?
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Dec 3, 2006 6:28:48 GMT
Post by The Bug on Dec 3, 2006 6:28:48 GMT
One of four reasons.
a) You always take showers when it wants something. Just one of those mass universal coincidences. Like whenever you see a programme you haven't seen in ages it's almost always the same episode.
b) It's wondering why you're standing under a torrent of water when surely licking yourself clean would be much more hygenic.
c) It thinks all that water can't be good and is mewing at you to get out before you drown.
d) To annoy you.
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Dec 3, 2006 20:39:44 GMT
Post by Hoichi on Dec 3, 2006 20:39:44 GMT
--are 95% of the world's sofas so very, very ugly? There's no particular reason I'm asking this today. It's just something I've wondered about for a really, really long time. What are you wondering? Mare The Russians have planted them to cause widespread blindness......next killer flora will grow! |
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Dec 4, 2006 1:37:04 GMT
Post by Slagathor on Dec 4, 2006 1:37:04 GMT
WHY...
...do people fall in love?
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Dec 4, 2006 15:26:03 GMT
Post by blackmare on Dec 4, 2006 15:26:03 GMT
Oh Slagathor, this thread is for the really IMPORTANT questions, silly! Such as WHY...
...are there bottles of "Atlantic Clam Juice" on the shelves at my local market?
WHY did anyone ever think, "Hey, I know, we'll juice these things!"?
Mysteries of the Universe, Slagathor. Think...
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Dec 4, 2006 16:34:43 GMT
Post by Fitz Kreiner on Dec 4, 2006 16:34:43 GMT
WHY-- Will no-one employ me?   |
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Dec 4, 2006 18:58:13 GMT
Post by blackmare on Dec 4, 2006 18:58:13 GMT
It's well known that employers shy away from prospective hires who've got clam juice on their breath. Find a different beverage, Wulfie, and things should improve.
Meanwhile I want to know WHY...
...do so many women seem to think Mick Jagger is hot?
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Dec 4, 2006 21:21:48 GMT
Post by Fitz Kreiner on Dec 4, 2006 21:21:48 GMT
one word; Money. same for Rod Stewart!  and never touch clam juice, its prune or nothing! ;Dhaha |
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Dec 5, 2006 0:29:54 GMT
Post by Slagathor on Dec 5, 2006 0:29:54 GMT
WHY... ...are there bottles of "Atlantic Clam Juice" on the shelves at my local market? WHY... ...don't we see "Pacific Clam Juice" on the shelves? |
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Dec 5, 2006 2:03:45 GMT
Post by blackmare on Dec 5, 2006 2:03:45 GMT
It's discrimination, I tell you.
Either that, or Pacific clams just aren't juicy enough.
I wanna know WHY...
...do hot dogs come in packs of 10 but hot dog buns come in packs of 8 or 12?
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Dec 5, 2006 4:08:53 GMT
Post by Slagathor on Dec 5, 2006 4:08:53 GMT
I wanna know WHY... ...do hot dogs come in packs of 10 but hot dog buns come in packs of 8 or 12? That way we either have to buy more hot dogs or more buns, or throw them out. Although, you could buy 8 packages of hot dogs and 10 packages of buns, making an even 80, and stop there. ;D  |
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Dec 5, 2006 4:11:26 GMT
Post by Slagathor on Dec 5, 2006 4:11:26 GMT
WHY...
...is "North" always up and "South" always down on a map? Isn't this just a Northern-centric plot?
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