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Post by sontaran on Jul 8, 2008 7:41:26 GMT
Waiter: "What have we here? Miss Donna and her to be husband, dalek Cann. Donna: "Hey! Thats the page boy! Slitheen is my hubby!" Dalek Sec: Why do I not attract any women when I Show myself off? Works on TV! (People vomit at the sight)
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Post by Slagathor on Aug 12, 2008 22:48:01 GMT
Spock desperately searches Google for Pon Far dating sites.
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Post by Fitz Kreiner on Aug 13, 2008 9:56:16 GMT
Spock was somewhat disappointed with his Hot or Not rating only being 4/10!
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Post by Slagathor on Aug 14, 2008 11:10:07 GMT
While watching "Heroes", Spock found Hiro's father disturbingly familiar.
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Post by Fitz Kreiner on Sept 13, 2008 10:00:14 GMT
Kirk had completely forgotten about the stopping distance whilst at warp nine as Rigel 7 loomed ever closer on the viewscreen!
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Post by Hoichi on Sept 13, 2008 18:03:43 GMT
Kirk got a tasty surprise while playing 'pat-a-cake'.
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Post by Hoichi on Sept 13, 2008 18:04:51 GMT
Yes, flashers are a problem at intergalactic football matches also.
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Post by John Darnacan on Sept 14, 2008 12:36:59 GMT
Kirk was shocked that he finally got the mime invisible wall routine.
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Post by duncan on Sept 14, 2008 16:00:57 GMT
Kirk was pleased to see Katie Price on the viewscreen.
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Post by Slagathor on Oct 27, 2008 12:20:40 GMT
Shatner's First Infomercial: "Yes, you'll get 10, count 'em 10 phasers for only $35! Quantities are limited, so call now!"
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Post by Meddling Monkey on Oct 27, 2008 13:12:53 GMT
Shatner's First Infomercial: "Yes, you'll get 10, count 'em 10 phasers for only $35! Quantities are limited, so call now!" Order now, and get a free "red shirt".
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Post by Hoichi on Nov 7, 2008 10:22:09 GMT
Spock: I find looking at Ferengi porn highly illogical...but I like it...
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Post by Hoichi on Nov 7, 2008 10:24:37 GMT
This isn't for your eyes!
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Post by Slagathor on Jan 8, 2009 0:50:37 GMT
The red-shirted men of the Enterprise were a brave lot. At any time, they could summoned to beam down to certain death with Kirk, Spock and McCoy, in order to further a dramatic plot.
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Post by Slagathor on Jan 11, 2009 2:35:05 GMT
McCoy: "Dammit Spock, everytime you have that T'grau soup, you get the worst case of Vulcan flatulence!"
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