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Post by John Darnacan on Jan 13, 2009 18:52:07 GMT
 With all that brilliant 22nd Century technology, the crew were frustrated that the Enterprise only had one loo. |
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Post by duncan on Jan 13, 2009 21:23:18 GMT
Even in the 22nd Century, a queue forms for the latest Woolworths closing down sale. |
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Post by Meddling Monkey on Jan 15, 2009 19:21:04 GMT
There was an attempt in the 22nd Century to resurrect the ancient sport of bullfighting. Unfortunately, someone thought "red cape" meant "red shirt". Oops.  |
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Post by John Darnacan on Jan 25, 2009 17:50:24 GMT
 "I thought this was desginated a "No Smoking" planet." |
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Post by Slagathor on Jan 26, 2009 19:52:00 GMT
 Morrisey: "Oi David, who's this Matt Smith bloke?" I thought I was supposed to be the next Doctor! Tennant: "Um, didn't you get the memo?" |
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Post by Claire Voyant on Feb 5, 2009 15:43:08 GMT
 They're very strict about their wake-up schedule at the Arctic. |
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Post by John Darnacan on Feb 5, 2009 20:34:31 GMT
A "cymbal" of the penguin's affection. ;D |
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Post by Hoichi on Feb 24, 2009 19:27:44 GMT
Luckily for the star characters, the ship was not short of cannon fodder. |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 30, 2010 23:16:49 GMT
 Doctor: "Behold the largest mural in the galaxy!" Jack: "And it's so anatomically correct." Doctor: "EITHER the dimensional stabiliser's on the blink and the TARDIS has enlarged us... OR this isn't really Stonehenge." |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 6, 2010 13:40:30 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 6, 2010 13:41:29 GMT
 "Yes, your perfect for the role of prime-minister" The candy-apple bobbing went too far this year....   |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 6, 2010 13:49:27 GMT
 D Iä! Iä! Iä Cthulhu Fhtagn! Iä Cthulhu Kryon! |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 6, 2010 13:55:01 GMT
 Well you did insist on taking two keys out of the bowl! |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 6, 2010 14:10:14 GMT
 "Tell me about the relationship with your mother?" |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 6, 2010 14:19:12 GMT
 "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?... I'M THE GODD**N BATMAN!" |
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