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Post by John Darnacan on Aug 19, 2005 11:42:03 GMT
Still, you poked them with your VCR! Because I was saving the DVD player to poke you. That's because you were playing tiddley winks with communists. |
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Post by Fitz Kreiner on Aug 19, 2005 13:37:22 GMT
they're very good tiddlywinks players.
besides i saw you let down the tires of that steam roller!
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Post by John Darnacan on Aug 19, 2005 16:38:04 GMT
besides i saw you let down the tires of that steam roller! We needed the air for our dirigible. Besides you stole the Queen's Royal Undergarments! |
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Post by Kitten Kong Destroyed Wotan on Aug 19, 2005 17:20:43 GMT
That was because I couldn't find Margrat Thatcher
However you joined the Hearts of Sogguth and broke their drum, thus preventing them from taking over the world
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Post by John Darnacan on Aug 19, 2005 17:44:22 GMT
However you joined the Hearts of Sogguth and broke their drum, thus preventing them from taking over the world That was because of a typo. I thought it read "Farts of Maggots" . Nonetheless, you were having sex with a Euphonium in public! |
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Post by Meddling Monkey on Aug 19, 2005 19:53:24 GMT
Nonetheless, you were having sex with a Euphonium in public! And the public applaused loudly. But you just allowed people to use your head as an ashtray. |
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Post by Kitten Kong Destroyed Wotan on Aug 19, 2005 20:19:11 GMT
Ah, that would explain why my hair is one fire  But I discovered that you are in fact a goat |
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Post by Meddling Monkey on Aug 19, 2005 20:40:01 GMT
Ah, that would explain why my hair is one fire But I discovered that you are in fact a goat I think you mean G.O.A.T, Grand Order of Anonymous Trombonists. However, you have been seen singing Gregorian chants naked in a mamalade factory! |
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Post by Kitten Kong Destroyed Wotan on Aug 19, 2005 20:55:25 GMT
Drat, I fought it was a marmite factory
But you have just nicked the Mona Lisa just to see if it does have this is a fake written on it...
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Post by John Darnacan on Aug 19, 2005 21:01:15 GMT
But it DID have "This is a fake" written on it! (I wonder how that happened? ;D)
Besides you flashed all the workers at the marmite factory!
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Post by Meddling Monkey on Aug 23, 2005 10:15:13 GMT
I had to. All the workers were falling asleep.
However, you have been singing in the morgue.
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Post by John Darnacan on Aug 24, 2005 22:05:28 GMT
However, you have been singing in the morgue. Well, if you can whistle past your grave, why not? Besides, you were spotted walking naked in Trafalgar Square, screaming "I want to have George Bush's love child!" |
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Post by duncan on Sept 7, 2005 10:05:06 GMT
That's because Tony Blair has finally had the snip.
Anyway, you were seen climbing a tree and shouting "Vive la Revolution"!
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Post by Meddling Monkey on Sept 9, 2005 13:21:06 GMT
That's because Tony Blair has finally had the snip. Anyway, you were seen climbing a tree and shouting "Vive la Revolution"! I mistakenly thought I was in France. However, you were seen hugging Michael Jackson! In a bathtub! |
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Post by John Darnacan on Sept 9, 2005 14:59:53 GMT
That's because Tony Blair has finally had the snip. Anyway, you were seen climbing a tree and shouting "Vive la Revolution"! I mistakenly thought I was in France. However, you were seen hugging Michael Jackson! In a bathtub! Actually, I was trying to squeeze him into the drain, so I could flush him away. However, I was surprised to find you sitting on the time column completely naked. |
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