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Post by duncan on Aug 17, 2005 11:49:18 GMT
I will start off by making an accusation and you post a stupid excuse to that accusation.
For example;
I accuse you of murdering your partner with a spatular.
You say
That's because there was butter on the bread knife.
Then you post your own accusation.
OK,
Here goes.
I saw you kick the dog.
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Post by Fitz Kreiner on Aug 17, 2005 12:00:44 GMT
It had swallowed my football. I saw you run over the goldfish with a combine harvester!  |
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Post by John Darnacan on Aug 17, 2005 13:00:25 GMT
Well, the cat was unavailable at the time. But, didn't you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow! [BTW, very inventive premise, MB.] |
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Post by Soldeed on Aug 17, 2005 15:13:53 GMT
But, didn't you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow! Yes, well, um, I'm afraid that that was essential to resolve the story, my dear chap. Besides I saw you flaying small animals the other day. |
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Post by John Darnacan on Aug 17, 2005 20:52:11 GMT
Besides I saw you flaying small animals the other day. It was required for Driud ritual to save the planet. But how could you compare it to what you did? You ate meat with a salad fork! |
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Post by Claire Voyant on Aug 18, 2005 13:15:00 GMT
Besides I saw you flaying small animals the other day. But how could you compare it to what you did? You ate meat with a salad fork! It was really mandarin tofu made to look like meat because I'm allergic to Yeti meat. But you did unspeakable things with a yak! |
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Post by duncan on Aug 18, 2005 13:26:00 GMT
That was becuse the farmer was busy with the sheep.
Anyway, I saw you get drunk.
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Post by John Darnacan on Aug 18, 2005 15:03:08 GMT
I had to get drunk after I saw what you did with that yak!
Besides I saw you ride your horse into a brick wall!
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Post by Fitz Kreiner on Aug 18, 2005 18:26:21 GMT
Well, my car was in the workshop.
Still, i saw you cut the washing line string!
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Post by John Darnacan on Aug 18, 2005 19:12:16 GMT
Still, i saw you cut the washing line string! That way it would dry faster. However, you carelessly left your sonic screwdriver in your ear. |
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Post by Kitten Kong Destroyed Wotan on Aug 18, 2005 19:59:39 GMT
Sorry, I can't hear you I've got a sonic screwdriver in my ear
But YOU decided to go to the moon without telling me, and you go your foot stuck in a cratar
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Post by John Darnacan on Aug 18, 2005 20:33:33 GMT
But YOU decided to go to the moon without telling me, and you go your foot stuck in a cratar Well, I was trying to surprise you with your favourite moon cheese. Just ask Grommit. However, last Tuesday, you assassinated the Pope! |
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Post by Fitz Kreiner on Aug 19, 2005 8:09:24 GMT
but he assassinated me first!
still, you're the one who kicked him in the bottom!
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Post by duncan on Aug 19, 2005 9:30:48 GMT
but he assassinated me first! still, you're the one who kicked him in the bottom! Only because I couldn't reach his head. Still, you ate all the pies. |
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Post by Fitz Kreiner on Aug 19, 2005 10:57:08 GMT
i hadn't had any breakfast.
still, you poked them with your VCR!
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