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Post by John Darnacan on May 26, 2006 17:56:02 GMT
Since the TARDIS has a phone now, it only stands to reason it would have an answering machine. Write an outgoing message that would be appropriate (or inappropriate)
Don't forget to indicate which Doctor or character is on the message.
I'll start....
5th Doctor: I'm sorry I can't get to the phone right now. I'm out getting more celery. But leave a message at the beep, and I'll get back to you in near future, or past. BEEEEP.
Adric: I'm sorry I can't get to the phone right now as I'm dead. But leave a message and a plea for the Doctor to go back in time and save me. BEEEEP
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Post by Slagathor on May 26, 2006 18:23:47 GMT
Captain Jack: The Doctor and Rose can't come to the phone. They're snogging again. But if you're male, female or other, and you're available, I'm available. Beeeep!
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Post by The Bug on May 26, 2006 21:54:03 GMT
Hello. We're all out right now. Leave a message and we'll get back to you once we regain consciousness. *BEEP*
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Post by Slagathor on May 27, 2006 20:21:40 GMT
Hi, you reached the Doctor, I'm out saving the universe.
Press 1, if you're trapped in the cross-temporal paradox
Press 2, if you're the fashion police looking for my sixth incarnation.
Press 3, if you're a past regeneration, looking for information on how to get out of your current predicament.
Press 4, if you're a future regeneration, looking to provide information on how I get out of my current predicament.
Press 5, if you're Adric pleading for me to rescue you from certain death. On second thought, stop calling me.
Press 6, if you're Madame Nostrodamus, looking for her scarf back.
Press 7, if you're trapped in a chronic historesis.
Press 7, if you're trapped in a chronic historesis.
Press 7, if you're trapped in a chronic historesis.
Press 7, if you're trapped in a chronic historesis.
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Post by John Darnacan on May 30, 2006 14:17:32 GMT
Mickey: I'm not here right now. Actually, I'll never be here again. I mean you knew once I started traveling in the TARDIS, I wasn't long for this world. Just look at Adam and Jack. At least, Jack's getting his own series. I mean... BEEEEP
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Post by duncan on May 31, 2006 8:12:36 GMT
4th Doctor: Hello. I can't take your call at the moment. I've popped out to Woolworths for some more Jelly Babies and half a pound of pick N mix. When I get back, I'll be giving Romana 2 one. A jelly baby I mean. BEEP.
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Post by Claire Voyant on Jun 3, 2006 15:26:18 GMT
2nd Doctor: Oh sausages, we're not in. Jamie, Zoe and I had to RUN!
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Post by The Bug on Jun 4, 2006 15:04:11 GMT
Ninth Doctor:
"If this is an emergency then leave your name and coordinates and me, Rose or the Captain'll get back to you. If this is another one of those bloody prank calls asking me if I'm your mummy then you should know I've added your phone numbers to every call centre database in the upper half of the Phrendrell Galaxy. So if your next 100 phone calls are from Telekians wondering if you'd like to change your excrement service over to them then don't come whining to me!"
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Post by Slagathor on Jun 8, 2006 1:03:20 GMT
Press 7, if you're trapped in a chronic historesis.
Press 7, if you're trapped in a chronic historesis.
Press 7, if you're trapped in a chronic historesis.
Press 7, if you're trapped in a chronic historesis.
Press 8, if you want to beat a joke to death.
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Post by The Bug on Jun 11, 2006 17:56:41 GMT
Hello. I'm afraid we're all out at the moment. Please leave a message and we'll get back to you as soon as we can. Please remember that if we show up before you made this call then you'll still have to make the exact same call at the exact same time or we'll never have gotten your message and gone back too early in the first place. Not that you'll remember making this call or this answer phone message anyway as you won't have made it yet and there's no point asking you to remember to do something you haven't done yet.
So forget all that.
Jelly baby?
*BEEP*
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Post by Slagathor on Jan 7, 2007 1:20:56 GMT
Hello, I'm not here right now. And neither is Rose. Actually, she'll never be with be here again. No, she's not dead. She's trapped... Oh forget it. Just leave the bloody message. I'm sorry; was I rude?
**BEEP**
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Post by The Bug on Jan 9, 2007 5:59:38 GMT
Early 3rd Doctor:
"Hello. This is The Doctor. I'm afraid I'm unavailable for the forseeable future. If you're on Earth please contact UNIT. Otherwise please leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you when the Time Lords return my knowledge of dematerialistion codes and the like. If this is the Time Lords wanting me to do more of your dirty work for you, then you can just *BEEEEEEEEEEP*
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Post by John Darnacan on Jan 15, 2007 18:21:49 GMT
"Hello. This is Martha Jones. I haven't been in the TARDIS yet, but the Doctor says I will. So don't leave a message until then. BEEEP."
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Post by Slagathor on Jan 18, 2007 1:19:12 GMT
The Second Doctor:
Hello, this is the Doctor. We can't get to the telephone right now, as I'm fixing my recorder. Zoe's squeezing herself into one of her cat suits. And Jamie...Jamie?...Jamie, stay away from that sheep! **BEEEP**
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Post by duncan on Jan 18, 2007 11:26:12 GMT
The Ninth Doctor:
hello, this is The Doctor speaking. Me and Rose are out holding hands and gazing into each others eyes at the moment which is just FANTASTIC! If you want to be fantastic too, then listen to my fantastic beep and leave your fantastic message. Isn't it fantastic being fantastic?
FANTASTIC!
BEEP.
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